Choking on a drink and trying not to cough infront of everyone

The Weekend:

95% of our generation:

Us

:

When you’re on the toilet and you hear your phone ringing.

I remember when i used to tie my sweater around my waist.

*CELL PHONE RING*

*HOUSE PHONE RINGS*

Trying to troll someone:

Expectation:

Reality:

If you unfollow me, it must be because you’re sick of seeing my awesomeness all over the place. That’s understandable.

I enjoy listening to someone lie when I already know the truth.

I hate when people try to whisper to me when the teacher is looking right at us,

That awkward moment when you think you’re invisible, but then someone hits you in the face with a can.

When you’re on your way to a concert.