Como parar la lluvia de manera intimidatoria ...

When my parents type “www.” into the url

I’m like:

and they’re just like:

 

Lego matrix

Una versión más currada que la otra (no sé cual será la original).

Making a weird face at your best friend until they notice

O.O

TWO PENGUINS ARE SITTING IN A BATHTUB

One penguin says to the other, “Can you pass me the soap?”

and the other penguin says, “What do I look like? A toaster?”

Como afecta la droga en MISFITS

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”