*CELL PHONE RING*

*HOUSE PHONE RINGS*

Trying to troll someone:

Expectation:

Reality:

If you unfollow me, it must be because you’re sick of seeing my awesomeness all over the place. That’s understandable.

I enjoy listening to someone lie when I already know the truth.

I hate when people try to whisper to me when the teacher is looking right at us,

That awkward moment when you think you’re invisible, but then someone hits you in the face with a can.

When you’re on your way to a concert.

When you’re being sarcastic and someone actually believes you.

When parents shout at me..

On the outside:

But in the inside:

When your parents are almost home and you look around and haven’t done anything they told you to do.