Shit Parking Ticket Fuck

FUCKIN' DOWNTOWN—After stopping for like 10 goddamn minutes at the west-side post office, local resident Dave Shore got a motherfucking parking ticket in the amount of 35 fucking goddamn dollars Monday, fuck. Where were the goddamn cops when the dude stole the hubcaps off of Shore's light brown 1992 Escort last year, the 27-year-old line cook would reportedly like to fucking know. The ticket, which Shore will have to work five whole fucking hours at his shitty fucking job just to pay, was placed on his vehicle by the asshole fucking Nazi parking patrol shortly after noon. Jesus fuck.

  
  

 

There’s a beginning and end

                                        
                                        

When River tells the Doctor “You were busy that day” about flying the TARDIS. He was busy dying.

That awkward moment when Let’s Kill Hitler has nothing to do with Killing Hitler

Red herring

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This is about the idiom. For other uses see red herring (disambiguation)

Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to the rhetorical or literary tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance. For example, in mystery fiction, where the identity of a criminal is being sought, an innocent party may be purposefully cast in a guilty light by the author through the employment of deceptive clues, false emphasis, ‘loaded’ words or other descriptive tricks of the trade. The reader’s suspicions are thus misdirected, allowing the true culprit to go (temporarily at least) undetected. A false protagonist is another example of a red herring.

Melody Pond is so badass she was named after herself.

Just watched Let’s Kill Hitler again…

and seeing Melody getting yelled at by her parents after she stole a bus and drove it through the botanical gardens.

“You stole a bus.”

“Who steals a bus?”

Amy chastising her daughter for not being a normal person without realizing it. lmao

“Why can’t you just act like a person? Hmm? Like a normal, legal person?”

“I don’t know, maybe I need a Doctor”

  

Rory: I thought we were playing hide and seek. I’ve been hiding for hours.

Amy: Well…we just haven’t found you yet.