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Spanky & Alfalfa.

Artist in action. Salvador Dali.

“No phone for a month.”

Other teens:

me:

“No computer for a month.”

other teens:

me:

When someone wakes me up:

Crimson, eleven, delight, the smell of dust after rain.

No matter how old you are, you’ll always rush for a swing in a park.

When you hear a noise at night

When the teacher looks at you while teaching a lesson…

I don’t like talking on the phone. If I talk to you on the phone, you probably mean a lot to me.

Riding in a car with your friends

Riding in a car with your parents

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Bella: I trust you.

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Normal Person: 

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Supernatural Fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Doctor Who fan:

Edward Cullen: I want to ki—

Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.

Misfits Fan:

I love showing tricks to little kids

They’re all like: 

“How did you do that?”

And you’re just like:

“Magic!”

In horror movies when a killer is chasing a girl, and that girl decides to run upstairs instead of running outside the house;

Teacher: “I have a fun project for you guys to do!”

I hate it when teachers say

”You think its funny”? 

Obviously! That’s why I laughed, bitch!