Tachan !!!!!!!!!!!!

wat.

 IF UR DA QUEEN

wtf I really hope that person was trolling

Nathan: Awh c’mon, if that was me bent over wearing a lovely pair of knickers, you’re telling me you wouldn’t treat yourself to a good eye full?
Jessica: Piss off, you pervert!
Nathan: Okay, but you know you would.

You know what I got a D in? Acting Class. [laughs] Yeah, they gave me a D in acting class. Actually, just because I did 127 hours and that was in March and April so I missed all the classes.

I CAN SMELL CIGARS

Where is it?

1984 - George Orwell

“The thought police would get him just the same. He had committed—would have committed, even if he had never set pen to paper—the essential crime that contained all others in itself. Thoughtcrime, they called it. Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.”

GREAT SCOTT!

YEEEEEEEEEESSS?

oh my god this show
Sheep in the Big City S01E03

OMG GENERAL SPECIFIC

AND THERE WAS ANOTHER CHARACTER CALLED PRIVATE PUBLIC

“ You can’t process me with a normal brain"

Charlie Sheen

When you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page.

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION 

NOWHERE TO HIDE

OPEN PAINT

OPEN PAINT

if you get pissed off by your own hair

How you listen

Parents are talking and you are like:

Teacher is talking:

Friends are talking:

The girl you hate :

and your crush :

When you’re taking a shower and your foot slips and your life flashes before your eyes.

When i die i’m gonna become a ghost and watch attractive people shower

When teachers are teaching new stuff & they’re like “You should know this, you learned it 2 years ago!”

We don’t even remember shit that happened last week.

When lesbians have long nails in porn.