HO SHIT, THIS MY SONG!

This blog is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you can’t eat and girls you can’t fuck.

That awkward moment when the person in front of you walks so slow

That moment when you suddenly smell a strong scent of weed.

Standing in front of the fridge with the door open for 5 mins trying to figure out what to eat, then giving up and not getting anything.

When bitches see my dick.

That awesome moment when you thought you’re late to your class, but then you entered the classroom and the teacher is still not there:

The awkward moment you put food in your mouth and realize it’s to hot so you start blowing it IN your mouth and make awkward noises.

The feeling you get when you’re paying for something and you can’t find your money.

The sexy dance you do while trying to put on skinny jeans.

Estupidos muñecos que bailan como idiotas