Drinking orange juice right after you brushed your teeth:

That moment at the end of class when the teacher forgets to give you homework and everyone rushes out before he/she remembers…

That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

First Reaction: Wow, how the heck did I think about it?

Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

When i see an open swing at the park

 
 
 
 
 

I don’t have a bad handwriting. I have my own FONT.

When I hear the words “free” and “food” together.

When random people try to sell you shit

It really pisses me off when parents let their uncontrollable kids run around screaming in public and they don’t do anything about it

Bitch, control your child before I do.

 

Everybody in my house is asleep… and then there’s me.

Then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me.