The Boondocks (Invasion Of The Katrinians)

Robert "Granddad" Freeman: I've seen that raggedy piece of shit house. That nigga ain't lost that damn much.

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Riley Freeman: Everybody knows that New Orleans Niggas is grime-y!"

Nique: (walks by) "Yup, thanks wotey"

Riley Freeman: "That's my hat!"

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Jericho's Mother: The Lord will provide another lamp!!! Praaaaiiise JESSSSUSSS!!!!!

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Uncle Ruckus: I hate jazz music, sounds like a long car wreck with a bunch of cats!

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Uncle Ruckus: Ever hear of that movie, When The Levees Broke? I got me a documentary called 'When Are The Levees Gonna Break Again?

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Robert "Grandad" Freeman: I'm sorry the levees broke but if they don't leave soon, I'M gonna be broke.

Uncle Ruckus: I got a dog named Levee and every time it rains I kick him.

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Jericho: Come on Robert, what would mama say it she knew you were kickin' us out?

Robert "Granddad" Freeman: SHE'D SAY GET THEM LAZY-ASS NIGGAS THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!